Eric Noah Feldman
Eric is a human rights attorney living in New York City. A globetrotting raconteur, Eric purposefully throws himself into awkward situations in the hopes of having something interesting to later share with strangers at cocktail parties. He enjoys improv comedy, rye Manhattans, and Oxford commas.
Articles by Eric Noah Feldman:
a morbid little man - the wittiest corpse within earshot - the prepubescent sons and daughters of Abraham would run screaming for cover - « I've had 18 straight whiskies… I think that's the record » - another hundred years to workshop my ultimate quip
a caustically intoxicating Pisco Sour - a sober country would make a more responsible electoral decision - an untraceable gypsy cab racing breathlessly through Miraflores - Ollanta Humala - « Agua por Todos » - they cursed him between shots of grain whiskey - the spray-painted campaign promises of the losers - a choice between cancer and AIDS