Articles by Matt Nestor:
« don't tell me I did all that treadmilling for nothing » - hissy and bitchy and catty and witty - the cornerstone of your college's genderfuck week - with what relish the boy bats his eyes - size eight, size nine, ten - desire's one thing, competence another - give me three tequila doubles, shave my legs, and land me in a strapless pink thing
I am happy with the phone I have now. - sneering at the technological sheep - I buy the 3GB plan. - iRuler, for measuring stuff. - Equinox, if you’re wondering. - revocable, Tamagotchi-style death - growing old while women text - the smartphone Rubicon - What is so sacred about mental solitude?