Cat is a tutor, writer, and editor of the Hypocrite Reader living in Brooklyn. Her interests include rereading the HR archives, receiving fan mail, being friend-pursued, and collaborating with you on projects. She’s easy to reach at cat, dot, pierro, at, gmail, etc.
Cat Pierro
Articles by Cat Pierro:
Pitches for Poems
in Issue 96 | Prophecies (Jan 2021)This orientation toward stickiness explains the obnoxious prevalence of rhymes in poetry, though similar devices exist at all levels of depth beneath the surface—past the poem’s sound structure into its network of semantic echoes and “all the way down.”
The Beginning of a Beautiful Psychoanalytic Relationship
in Issue 75 | Imaginary Friends (May 2017)to my dismay he gestures - why am I here - the attempt to state X - a baby gift would be - once we settle on a number - primarily of names, plus some boxes - is the memo for the person - getting the hang
Sketchy Joe
in Issue 41 | Infamy (Jun 2014)He preferred to be called Joseph - « the only thing I ever heard about him was that he described himself as a lesbian trapped in a man’s body » - she knew him well enough to get in a car with him - « I AM NOT WRITING AN ARTICLE BASHING SKETCHY JOE » - I can’t locate my own desire among the forces
The Bully
in Issue 32 | Small Wars (Sep 2013)she would knock me over - « By the way— » « Yes, I know, » - but in our favorite life to reconstruct we were horselike - DID TOO, YOU DID TELL ME - bahahahahahaha OMG im in love with this!!
INTRODUCTION: SWEET NOTHINGS
in Issue 23 | Intoxicants (Dec 2012)
Different People Are the Same?
in Issue 20 | Difference (Sep 2012)comparing DNA - the last two people left on earth - in spite of other mouth-parts - chief among hermeneutic principles - less optimistic - maybe we won’t, but that doesn't mean we can’t
INTRODUCTION TO STUPIDITY (BY THE STUPID, FOR THE STUPID)
in Issue 16 | Stupidity (May 2012)
Inside Out
in Issue 15 | The Elements (Apr 2012)plot the lips’ journey - for a boy to critique a girl - against self-involvement - not able to be sick - open the dictionaries and the maps - typically the size of a pebble - fluid near the disturbance - 10 meters in diameter - stony, iron, and stony-iron - gaps in the bands of color - devoid of reader subjectivity
The Elder’s Touch: A Scene from The Brothers Karamazov
in Issue 12 | Home and Pain (Jan 2012)monastery to monastery - he sees his mother’s tears, and he rejoices - the loss of a son and the lack of a son - the gradual realignment of attachments - could the elder help the mother with words? - a frantic soul - there is nothing to cry about, our little boy is in heaven - « I’d hide in a corner » - you are not required to be selfish - an old joke about a lodger - « you have all already returned your debts » - people do not just go away
Divertissement
in Issue 10 | Occupations (Nov 2011)Boredom is caused by - proof of his actual nothingness - « a dreadful desert island » - a victim of custom - « infinitely removed from the edge » - a final consistent base to build a tower that reaches to infinity - like a vacuum
In the Event of the Unexpected Onset of Retrograde Amnesia
in Issue 9 | Reconstruction (Oct 2011)a sense of my values - ever more secrets in all the wrong places - help getting home/warm/fed - don’t blame it on your amnesia - just with his emphases - his interest in this project of telling you things - soak each other up - a skeletal narrative of your past
Changes
in Issue 8 | Hunger (Sep 2011)the morphing process - the two-hour time limit - you wanted to stay human - a tiger mind engrossed in tiger thoughts - easy to dismiss the Animorphs - out of touch with their own species - subjected to your past
The Only Good Elephant
in Issue 7 | Lies (Aug 2011)« I have always been a liar » - the stink of falsity - the elephant, blinking and sweating - let’s make him wince a little - « But fellows, it’s true! » - the air clears
Something Is Sought
in Issue 5 | Realism (Jun 2011)what sort of novel is like life? - « the form of fiction most in vogue » - the narrator as a low-flying bird - charismatic distance - the way of true friends - a thing that burrows into the heart
The Infamy of Agrippina
in Issue 4 | The Progress of Memory (May 2011)some offenses are worse than capital - damnatio memoriae - « Let him kill me—provided he becomes emperor! » - a fascinating piece of gossip - a sex life subordinated to a political life - only a fear of posterity could have kept her vice in check - a poorly enacted shipwreck - « Strike here! »
Capture Yourself Alive
in Issue 3 | Nature and Its Enemies (Apr 2011)unreduced—an eyesore - full of details, often trapping details - beauty as consolation prize - an ordinary word like « talking » and invest it with a meaning that makes it hard - a desert - an erection - rumination vs. reflection - capture for the sake of capture
Afterthought on “...or be eaten”
in Issue 2 | Breaking the Law (Mar 2011)
eat the person
in Issue 1 | Valentine’s Day (Feb 2011)a lover’s lie - what we really want is - our enormous, vague sentiment - a comfortable distance - your friends would freak out - desperate, impossible experiments